Because Taxidermy is Creepy

31 Aug

(I really shouldn’t be blogging, but I can’t stay away… and besides, I wanted to share the newest addition to my living-room design. Or, additions, rather.

Behold, my papier-mache animal busts. Made in Haiti! So the newspaper is in French! I like them. I put their names below their picture, so when you come visit me, you’ll know how to address them.)

Gazelle Bust

Sally the Gazelle

Giraffe Bust

Jose the Giraffe

and

Zebra Bust

Georgette the Zebra

Anthropologie, you complete me, and help make the home of my dreams. I’m thinking that I now I just need the perfect picture from Sharon Montrose‘s Animal Print Shop… question is: Which one?

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New Job

10 Aug

Most of you probably know, but for those that don’t follow my every word on Twitter (and for reals, Internets, you should be following my every word), I got a new job. In fact, this week is my last week. Today is my last Tuesday. Last. Tuesday.

Okay, so… that means this week is all about wrapping things up. I’ve been at my job for four years, which is forever in dog years DC years. So there’s a ton to take care of, including sending out emails to my professional and DC-based contacts.

But after MK sent me this blog post about how one would-be-broker quit her job (please note: I am not a broker), I’m seriously reconsidering my tactic. Basically, she quit her job emailing her office a series of 33 pictures… they beautifully narrate exactly why she’s leaving. Here are three of the photos.

Trust me… it gets better. Read it all in full here.

Sadly, I won’t be able to top that.

UPDATE: Turns out, she’s a faker. Oh well. It was entertaining while it lasted.

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Kate Spade Book Clutch

4 Aug

I want:

book clutches at Kate Spade

book clutches at Kate Spade

Specifically, The Great Gatsby one, because… duh. It matches my room. And my sunny disposition, no?

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Fiori di Como: The Bellagio

27 Jul

Dale Chihuly, in his own words:

Steve Wynn started talking to me about the ceiling at the Bellagio long before construction even began. He wanted me to make a “spectacular” piece in the lobby of the hotel that would rival the aquarium at the Mirage, and generate more interest. Back in Seattle, we built the entire seventy-by-thirty-foot ceiling, full-scale, at my studio. The commission, as contracted, called for a whole new armature type and about a thousand new “flowers.” Steve visited several times, loved it, and wanted even more glass. Finally FIORI DI COMO was installed with over two thousand handblown glass elements.

Dale Chihuly: The Bellagio: Las Vegas, Nevada

Fiori di Como: Dale Chihuly: The Bellagio: Las Vegas, Nevada

I’m not a photographer, so there’s no use pretending it is so. What is worth pretending is that I’m back at The Bellagio in Las Vegas, Nevada… drink in hand… gazing at the Chihuly instalation… enjoying my first taste of freedom.

Oh, and also the water show in front of the Bellagio (again, no need to critique my video skills):

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Howl: The Movie (Poster)

16 Jul

Can’t effing wait to see this:

Howl: the movie poster

Howl: the movie poster

H/t to Vulture, per usual.

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“If I met Barak Obama tomorrow, I would act the same way as if I met Lady Gaga…”

13 Jul

Truer words were never spoken. This time, they were spoken by my figure-skating fave, Johnny Weir:

Johnny Weir + balloons = happiness on a Tuesday

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Counting Crows in Baltimore Tonight

12 Jul

Musician Michael Franti and Adam Duritz of The Counting Crows performs with The Saturday Night Rebel Rockers Traveling Circus and Medicine Show at Hammerstein Ballroom. (Jason Kempin, Getty Images / July 9, 2010)

Musician Michael Franti and Adam Duritz of The Counting Crows performs with The Saturday Night Rebel Rockers Traveling Circus and Medicine Show at Hammerstein Ballroom. (Jason Kempin, Getty Images / July 9, 2010)

Ironically, it might be Raining in Baltimore tonight when the Counting Crows play, but it’s alright cause me and my hot date have pavilion seats. Win!

Anyway, checkout this excerpt from a write-up that was in The Baltimore Sun about Baltimore-born lead singer and composer Adam Duritz (swoon):

For Duritz, being in Baltimore isn’t exactly like coming home. Though he was born here — as was his mother, Linda — Duritz’s immediate family moved away when he was 3. As a boy, Duritz came back to Baltimore during the summer to stay with his grandmother. Feldman belonged to a duckpin bowling league, and used to take Duritz bowling often.

“I remember doing it all the time,” he said. “I loved it.”

In the ’70s, Feldman and Duritz would sit up at night watching TV together. Duritz’s second cousin, Royal Parker, hosted the bowling game show “Bowling for Dollars,” which they both loved seeing.

As Duritz grew up and got involved with camp, sports and other summertime activities, he visited Baltimore less and less. But when the Counting Crows first toured through Baltimore in the early ’90s, he made sure the band stopped at local seafood staple Obrycki’s Crab House.

“I told the guys, ‘We’ve got to go to this place,’” he said.

Baltimore doesn’t weigh heavily in Duritz’s music, but it does make one prominent appearance: the song “Raining in Baltimore.” The 10th track on the seminal 1993 album “August and Everything After,” “Raining in Baltimore” name-checks Charm City in one of the first lines: “It’s raining in Baltimore/50 miles east/of where you should be/no one’s around.” Since Duritz moved around so much as a kid, he doesn’t have much of a sense of being from any place in particular — except maybe Berkley, Calif., where he lived for a while growing up.

“When I’m 50 miles east of Baltimore, it’s is like 50 miles east of where I come from, which is blank to me,” Duritz said. “I don’t know where that is. It’s a way of being lost. Somehow, in all these years of traveling around the world, I’ve only managed to be 50 miles east of the place I was born, and I don’t even know what it means to be there.”

Adam has long been a part of my would-be perfect DC day and popped up favorite award show, the Tony‘s.

Anyway… can’t wait, can’t wait.

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There are no distances. No boundaries. We are all here. Everything is connected.

12 Jul

Basically sums up my job and philosophy and serves as a good reminder for a tough, back-to-work Monday:

everything is connected

everything is connected

H/t to LM’s Facebook photo album. She took this beauty in España, which reminds me…

¡Enhorabuena España! Way to kick some Netherlands booty in the final World Cup game!

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Maptote Poll: Make the Baltimore Tote Happen (Please)

12 Jul

If you have a few seconds, and want to do something nice for me and the fine citizens of Baltimore, do head over to the Maptote homepage and vote for Baltimore in their online poll (bottom right of the page). Right now, Baltimore is winning (score!) but who knows how long that will last, since it’s up against Pittsburgh, Hong Kong, Buenos Aires, and Copenhagen… all lovely cities, save Pittsburgh.

Maptote Poll Results So Far

Maptote Poll Results So Far

Heck, as long as we beat Pittsburgh, I’ll consider this a win for all mankind.

Thanks Internets. I’m much obliged.

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Neon Nails

6 Jul

neon nails

neon nails

This is/will be the summer of the neon nails. I don’t care if I’m too old to rock them, nor do I care if I’m a year late. I’m into neon now.

This weekend, those neon pink ladies above scored me a sweet cream cheese for my bagel, a high-five from an admirerer Royal Farms employee, a nod from fellow awesome-nail-polish-wearer girl, a free shot (thank you Harpoon Hannah’s lady), and some seriously tricked-out shades from one of my favorite Fenwick shops.

This weekend was epic, in case you couldn’t tell. It was one of those rare and impossible-to-plan mixes of friends (mostly new, but also old) and fun that I swear can only happen seaside. Oh how I love you, Fenwick Island, Delaware.

Days left of vacation: 6 (giddy up)

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