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I deliberately disobeyed my doctor’s orders and had ice cream tonight. But I had to, you see, because 1) KP told me I could and 2) I am about to embark on a 21-day cleanse, like Oprah’s minus the personal chef. More on said “cleanse” later. And said 21-day goal.

Anyway, I thought, “why not try vegan ice cream?” since I’m clearly not lactose-tolerant. This way, I reasoned, I would have a treat and sample dessert – vegan style.

WRONG.

Instead, what I have is a sore throat that is covered in mucus (sorry, gross… I know), an upset tummy, and a new-found love of dairy-free ice cream (like I really needed to love another sweet).

Ugh! Such misery. Sadly, I deserve it.

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