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This was so freaking funny. Justin Timberlake, I gotta hand it to you. You’re one funny dude.
This weekend was fabulous for mollytics, but it’s back to the grind… hello Monday. Bring it on!
UPDATE: I took the video out b/c I couldn’t get it to stop automatically playing when the homepage was opened… and frankly? That’s annoying. You can watch it here instead.
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Jon Stan LamBam said:
Dear Molly J.,
I used to hate Justin Timberlake, back when he was with ‘N Sync. Mostly because my middle-school girlfriend Suzy spent more time kissing her handmade collage of cut-out magazine photos of JT than she did making out with me. When she wrote me a note on a loose leaf sheet dumping me, she even quoted him:
“Dear Jon,
Don’t really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough.
It might sound crazy,
But it ain’t no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye.
Sincerely,
Suzy
p.s. Your mustache is gross.”
It still hurts on the inside whenever I see an old photo of Timberlake when he was wearing that awful, blonde-dyed curl-’fro. Or when I look in the mirror at my mustache.
But while watching last month’s episode of SNL in which he guest appeared, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud. Dude’s hilarious! And, boy-oh-boy, did he kill it dancing in those heels and that leotard. Beyonce may have a better booty, but JT’s legs look sexier. And that’s coming from me, a man who’s completely straight half of the time.
I wrote a post about his appearance on my blog. I had a really tough time finding a video of his skit with Beyonce; apparently, NBC was vigilant in categorically removing any of the footage from the Internet, while not offering the content on any of their platforms. However, I was finally successful, and the video is still live, embedded in my post.
I recommend that you watch it. But be careful: I wouldn’t want you becoming so enamored with his legs that you send your significant other a hand-written break-up note, ending it with the “Your bridges were burned, and now it’s your turn/To cry, cry me a river.”
Sincerely,
Jon Stan LamBam